IT'S MARCH!! I'M GONNA BE A DADDY THIS MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCH!!!

Oh my god, I think I need a lie down...

Please stop being an arse.

After two days of computer problems/computer crashings, your crappy site makes me think it's my fault and generally in the realm of wanting to hit something very hard when you don't work.

Do Not Like.

Stop it. Like, now.

Thnx.

Dear LJ,

Stop being an effing knob.

Cheers.

Give me back my proper user info page, bitches! You've all totally fucked up my HTML!

Fuck that NaNoWriMo shit - who wants to write 50,000 words in a month? You wouldn't have time to scratch yourself. I'm going another route! MOWVEMBER! I'm wondering if I'm risking divorce with this but, hey, mo FTW!

I worship this guy for sheer Halloween ingenuity. House, this spans further even your pristine genius.

( Now THIS is my sort of Halloween (NSFW)... )

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I haven't done a meme in TWO AND A HALF WEEKS! It must be a medical emergency!

We need an OR, stat!

Look!


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Do I get a packed lunch when I go tackle my Anonymous Love Note delivery?

WHO OF YOU WANT IN MY PANTS?! Not that I care at all, now that I'm married... ahem.